Classical signs of joblessness for a software engineer.

1)Trying to figure out the best possible playlist combination
2)Trying out the same playlist in winamp,real player,windows media player
3)Trying to look busy with a word document in front
4)Scrolling up and down the document if ur T.L or P.M passes by
5)Hit the intercom and catch up with all long last friends.
6)Check mails in outlook,yahoo,Gmail and yahoo.
7)Keep visiting all news sites like bbc.com,ndtv.com,ibnlive.com
8)Keep browisng eBay or rediff just checking on latest mobile and mp3 player prices
9)Keep orkutting visiting all scrapbooks known and unkown.
10)Keep sending messages to all colleagues urging for a cofee break
11)Make plans with friends about how to spend the evening or while away the weekend.
12)Keep walking to the cooler to sip water every few minutes
13)Use the internet @office to download latest ringtones.
14)Keep browsing your outlook for any old unread mails
15)Check out the latest film reviews.
16)Reading SantsBanta jokes.
17)Try to catch the latest gossip at office.
18)Keep disturbing everyone in the vicinity.
19)If no one is looking then try to doze a little and take a small nap.
20)writing blogs like this in office hours.